"There was a point when I was playing pool in my house and I thought, 'I have a pool table. I have a house. I have a garage....I am so lucky."
>>>>8 Days (Singapore)

"If you are not standing, you are a party pooper! Get your booty up!"
>>>>American Idol

(After suprisingly recieving a platinum album award) "I can't believe y'all pulled one on me! I had no clue!"
>>>>American Idol 2

(When asked about using a public restroom-) "Oh, my God! I wrap the toilet with paper...it's a five minute process. Nothing on my skin is going to touch the toilet. People could have, like, nasty butt. And I do NOT use Porta-Potties. "
>>>>Blender Magazine

"You want a kiss? You're too far. My flying powers only work on Wednesday!"
>>>>Burleson Album Opening Performance

"I will keep singing and making records. I am in this for the long run whether people want me here or not."
>>>>Canada.com

"Find what is unique about you. If someone doesn't like it, don't change it. Someone else will like it eventually."
>>>>Cosmo Girl

I am getting on a plane and I'm going on vacation...for four days (holds up 5 fingers)! I'm so excited!"
>>>>Diary

"I feel like I'm dating Bob (Bob Gowen, from ET). (Laughter) I see Bob everywhere I go!"
>>>>Diary

"I feel like Pretty Woman, the movie, yeah I show up for everything and I'm kinda like 'dunno what I'm doin here."
>>>>Diary

"I was always taught through my church and my family that God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress."
>>>>ET

"But during my performance of 'Natural Woman' [on American Idol] I figured it out. I don't know if it had anything to do with the song, but I looked out into the audience and there were so many people. The looks on their faces, to have that ability to inspire, it's so cool. I felt like I could change the world or something. It's worth it. I could care less about fame but I love being out on that stage."
>>>>Hollywood.com

(On the tabloid story on her 'wedding' to Justin) "I'm not the girl who dreams about her wedding and this article had specific details, like how many guests...they called it a Texas hoedown. I can promise you my wedding won't be any sort of hoedown."
>>>>J-14

(Kelly plays a "C" on the guitar and messes up) "Oh hold on sh*t! Oh God I'm sorry! I'm sorry for all the youngins!!!! I'm sorry!!!"
>>>>Kidd Kraddick

"Who doesn't like Grease? You'd have to be messed up."
>>>>Out

"I'd love to pose for a picture looking angry, and be like, 'Kelly was upset because she didn't get her Frosted Flakes.'"
>>>>People Magazine

(On her first and only fight) "It was in the fourth grade...This girl yelled at me for being on her swing, and she swung at me and I ducked and I hit her in the nose and I broke her nose (laughs)."
>>>>PopWorld (UK) "Im into gadgets. My latest is the Blackberry. They should call it the Crackberry because I'm addicted."
>>>>Teen People

"Everyone in L.A. is blonde with big boobs. Even the men!"
>>>>The Globe And Mail

(When asked if she would kiss another female like Britney/Madonna/X-tina) "Ew...no, not me. I think I'll just stick to kissing boys."
>>>>The Strait Times (Singapore)

"I love humor. Chandler on 'Friends' - perfect guy. He's humorous and he's got those little insecurities. I love that!"
>>>>Us Weekly

"I love when people come up to me and say, 'Your song touched me so much.' You can't pay for stuff like that. It's priceless."
>>>>Us Weekly

"I'm a Wal-Mart girl. You can buy everything there - CDs and food!"
>>>>Us Weekly

"If only this (points to chest) would match this (points to butt). But you have to work with what you've got."
>>>>Us Weekly

"My butt is so big!" (laughs)
>>>>Us Weekly

"Who wants to die on a diet? I eat like I've always eaten. If I want a frozen Ding Dong, I'm damn sure going to have one."
>>>>Us Weekly

(When asked if she'd date someone younger) "Oh, no. Age doesn't really matter to me. But he can't be like 12 or anything! Sorry dude, but I ain't goin' out with a 12-year-old boy! The tabloids would be all over it! 'Kelly Clarkson: Child Molester!!!'"
>>>>Y101 Las Vegas